Mating Cows
A man
takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley
that had all of the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his
sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to
her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn
from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This
bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one
mated 65 times lastyear. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn
from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign
said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops
open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times lastyear. That is ONCE A
DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his
wife and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same
cow."
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